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11.25.2008

Week 12 Results

10-6 against the line
8-8 against the over/under
18-14 for the week

Overall for the year:
28-18 against the line
23-23 against the over/under
51-41 overall

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.20.2008

NFL Week 12 Odds and Predictions

11/20 8:15 ET
Cincinnati +10.5 At Pittsburgh over 34.5

11/23 1:00 ET
Houston At Cleveland -3 under 50

Buffalo -3 At Kansas City under 43.5

NY Jets +5.5 At Tennessee over 40.5

New England +1 At Miami over 42

San Francisco At Dallas -10 under 47

Tampa Bay -8.5 At Detroit over 41.5

Philadelphia At Baltimore -1 over 39.5

Chicago -8.5 At St. Louis over 43

Minnesota +2 At Jacksonville over 40.5

Carolina +1 At Atlanta under 42.5

Oakland At Denver -9.5 over 42.5

Washington At Seattle +3.5 under 40.5

NY Giants -3 At Arizona under 48.5

Indianapolis At San Diego -2.5 over 49.5

Monday Night Football Line
Green Bay +2.5 At New Orleans under 51.5

lines courtesy http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_lines.shtml

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.18.2008

Week 11 Results

11-5 against the line
9-7 against the over/under
20-12 for the week

Overall for the year:
18-12 against the line
15-15 against the over/under
33-27 overall

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.13.2008

NFL Week 11 Predictions

11/13 8:15 ET
NY Jets At New England -3 over 41.5

11/16 1:00 ET
Denver + 6 At Atlanta under 51

Oakland +10.5 At Miami over 38

Baltimore +7 At NY Giants under 41.5

Houston At Indianapolis -8.5 under 50.5

Tennessee -3 At Jacksonville over 39.5

Chicago At Green Bay -3.5 over 43

Philadelphia At Cincinnati +9 under 41.5

New Orleans -5.5 At Kansas City under 50

Detroit +14 At Carolina over 40

Minnesota At Tampa Bay -3.5 over 38.5

St. Louis +6 At San Francisco over 44

Arizona At Seattle +3 under 47.5

San Diego +5 At Pittsburgh over 43

Dallas -1.5 At Washington over 43

11/17 8:35 ET
Cleveland + 5 At Buffalo over 42.5

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.11.2008

NFL Week 10 Prediction Results

7-7 against the line
6-8 against the over/under
13-15 overall

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.06.2008

NFL Week 10 Odds and Predictions

the RHINO INSTITUTE's Picks in BLUE

11/6
Denver At Cleveland -3 over 46

11/9
Detroit +6.5 At Jacksonville under 44.5

Tennessee At Chicago +3 over 38.5

Buffalo At New England -3.5 over 41.5

New Orleans +1 At Atlanta under 50

St. Louis +8.5 At NY Jets over 44

Seattle +9 At Miami under 43

Green Bay At Minnesota -2.5 over 45.5

Carolina At Oakland +9 over 38

Kansas City +15 At San Diego under 47.5

Indianapolis +3 At Pittsburgh under 41.5†

NY Giants +3 At Philadelphia under 43

Baltimore -1 At Houston under 42

Monday Night Football Line
San Francisco +9.5 At Arizona -9.5 over 46

Bye Weeks: Cincinnati, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Washington
Off = No line available yet due to an injury situation or Sunday night/Monday night play.
PK = Pick... No favorite, no underdog... A line of zero.
* = Last available line. Currently off due to Sunday night/Monday night play, and/or an injury situation. Number may differ when game back on.
† = Currently off due to an injury situation. Line displayed is average of whether injured player sits out or plays. Number likely to be higher or lower based on player's final availability.

http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_lines.shtml (posted without consideration)

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

Funny Pic


A little early to wring his neck, don't you think?

(Jae C. Hong AP file photo)

Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

The Real Loser in the 2008 Election


the RHINO INSTITUTE can't imagine what it's like to run a multi-million dollar national campaign. It also can't imagine what it takes to develop the ability to deny what every poll is telling you and believe you actually have a chance to win right up to the last minute. It's kind of inspiring while sad at the same time.

But, McCain and Palin had no choice and did what they were asked to do. They had to know it would take a miracle that had no chance of happening, but they pressed on. They may have lost the election, but just by running, they did what few of us will ever even come close to experiencing in our lives. So, they lost, but they're not the biggest loser.

No, the biggest loser title in this election goes to one Levi Johnston (pictured above with Bristol Palin).

the RHINO INSTITUTE offers this analysis: Just imagine being 18 again. You play hockey and shoot things when you're not getting drunk and all kinds of sweet Alaskan teenage tail. Unfortunately, you knock one of those hotties up, but no worries. It happens all the time. Just tell the next chick that the girl was crazy and you made a mistake and you're on to the next conquest. It's the Life of Federline only with more shooting of things.

Life was going great for Levi. Sure, he knocked up the Governor's daughter, but up in that vast unknown, that's probably more of a badge of honor than an embarrassment. Then it all came crashing down.

No one would have guessed that the mom of his soon-to-be-baby's-mama would be selected the VP candidate* bringing a national spotlight to his self-described redneck world. In exchange for some new clothes and a styled haircut, the poor guy had to publicly announce that he planned to marry the girl people up there refer to as "the loose one with the second most normal name."**

If this whole election thing wouldn't have happened, Levi Johnston could have escaped to Canada in a few years, but now we'll watch his every brain dead move for the rest of his life.

Congratulations, Levi Johnston, you lose in this life.

Next time wear a rubber.

*the RHINO INSTITUTE believes Palin was number six on McCain's list of VP candidates behind Giuliani, Huckabee, Powell, Rice, and Crist, but was the first to accept. Number seven was Ron Paul.

**Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper




Mr. Earth of the RHINO INSTITUTE

11.05.2008

New Technology



If I wanted to scan and bag my own groceries, I wouldn't have graduated high school.

Yikes!





On the left, the Civil War States (according to Wiki). On the right, the current 2008 presidential election results.

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